米兔跑很大

Five times Dean was manhandled　中譯：超自然同萌

Author: Fleshflutter
Rating: NC17
Characters: RoboSam, Gordon, John, Alastair, Sam
Words:  3477

作者F大跟朋友在某週末看了SPN及DA馬拉松之後，得到一致的結論：Dean被欺負(推、摔、掐、抱)的畫面太賞心悅目了，事實上這個男人每次出場時都應該被粗暴滴對待。有鑑於製作人不太可能全力朝這個方向發展，所以F大化腦補為力量，自己寫了這篇文。

粗暴人物出場次序如下：RoboSam, Gordon, John, Alastair, Sam，我最喜歡第一及第三個。

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RoboSam

Sam doesn't shout a warning or push him out of its path or anything like that. No. He just puts his arm around Dean's waist, lifts him smoothly off his feet and sets him down in a new, less dangerous spot.

"Don't ever, ever do that to me again."

Sam's brow creases. "Do what?"

"Pick me up like that. Don't do it. It's just… not cool."

"It was gonna fall on you. And we don't have time for you to be concussed. This is a two-man job."

"So you open your big flappy mouth and warn me next time."

"Warn you that I'm gonna pick you up?" Sam asks, frowning even harder.